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You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You're not optimized for life are you?
If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
You're not important - you're just an NPC!
Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
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