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    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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    You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
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    You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    Nerd Insult added 12 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
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    Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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    You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
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    I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
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    "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
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    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
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    Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
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    I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
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    Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
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    The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
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    This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
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    If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
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    There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    Nerd Insult added 10 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
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    You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
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    You're not optimized for life are you?
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    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
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    If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
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    Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
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    Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
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    You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
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    You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
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    Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
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