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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You're so fat, you could sell shade!
Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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