Obese Insults
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118At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face. -
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340I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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3.
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117I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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471
135You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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481
162Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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6.
340
37Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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393
111It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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8.
317
59Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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298
63Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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346
113You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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274
67You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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284
88Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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233
56Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
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14.
194
21Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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15.
191
30When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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197
57When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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176
41You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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186
55You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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177
52You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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165
47Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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152
43Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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152
45You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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23.
172
67I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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130
49You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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25.
96
16You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
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131
65You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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27.
93
30Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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28.
95
33Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
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29.
96
34Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
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30.
122
65You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
There are 30 Obese Insults and Obese Comebacks in the database.