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Obese Insults

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    I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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    8.
    Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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    9.
    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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    10.
    You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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    12.
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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    13.
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
  • 127
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    14.
    Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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    15.
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    Fat Insult added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    16.
    You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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    17.
    You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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    18.
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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    19.
    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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    20.
    Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
  • 141
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    21.
    I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
  • 117
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    22.
    You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
    Fat Insult added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    23.
    You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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    24.
    You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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    25.
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    Fat Insult added 7 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    26.
    You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    Fat Insult added 7 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    27.
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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    Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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    Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
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    Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
There are 30 Obese Insults and Obese Comebacks in the database.
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