Obese Insults
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286I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. -
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88At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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85I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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105You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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131Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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86It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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30Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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52Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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52Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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91You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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70Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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51You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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37Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
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11Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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20When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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38You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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38You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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29You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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40When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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36Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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53I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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34You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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113
39You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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52You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
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25Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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8You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
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54You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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24Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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29Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
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29Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
There are 30 Obese Insults and Obese Comebacks in the database.