Old Insults

10 months ago
You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.
1
1 year ago
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
10
1 year ago
You're so old, you've seen honey expire!
-4
2 years ago
You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
22
2 years ago
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
-21
2 years ago
Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
-16
3 years ago
Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
-34
3 years ago
Your so old your farts turn to dust.
107
3 years ago
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
152
3 years ago
Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
328
3 years ago
You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
-126
3 years ago
Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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