Old Insults

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    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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    2.
    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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    3.
    Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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    Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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    36
    5.
    You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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    You're so old, you've seen honey expire!
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    You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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    36
    8.
    The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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    9.
    Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
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    10.
    Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
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    11.
    You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
There are 11 Old Insults and Old Comebacks in the database.
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