Old Insults
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83Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. -
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52Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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56Your so old your farts turn to dust.
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28Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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12You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
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17The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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25Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
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32Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
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130You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
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There are 9 Old Insults and Old Comebacks in the database.