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At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
You're the reason god created double doors!
You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
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