Overweight Insults

  • 1161
    115
    1.
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
  • 471
    160
    2.
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
  • 334
    36
    3.
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
  • 383
    110
    4.
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
  • 295
    62
    5.
    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
  • 269
    66
    6.
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
  • 282
    83
    7.
    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
  • 224
    54
    8.
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
  • 186
    20
    9.
    Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
  • 183
    29
    10.
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
  • 194
    52
    11.
    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
  • 172
    40
    12.
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
  • 159
    43
    13.
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
  • 150
    41
    14.
    Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
  • 150
    44
    15.
    You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
  • 114
    26
    16.
    Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
  • 94
    15
    17.
    You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
  • 93
    30
    18.
    Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
  • 95
    33
    19.
    Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
  • 94
    34
    20.
    Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
  • 122
    64
    21.
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
  • 60
    8
    22.
    Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
  • 68
    16
    23.
    You're the reason god created double doors!
  • 81
    30
    24.
    You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
  • 57
    13
    25.
    Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
  • 65
    22
    26.
    Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
  • 65
    24
    27.
    Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
  • 61
    21
    28.
    Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
  • 67
    28
    29.
    Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
  • 50
    15
    30.
    Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
There are 30 Overweight Insults and Overweight Comebacks in the database.
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