Overweight Insults
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88At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face. -
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131Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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86It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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30Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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52Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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70Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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51You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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37Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
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11Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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20When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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29You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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40When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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36Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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34You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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22Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
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25Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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8You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
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54You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
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24Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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29Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
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24You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
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29Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
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12You're the reason god created double doors!
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3Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
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11Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
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19Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
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14Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
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21Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
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26Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
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9Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
There are 30 Overweight Insults and Overweight Comebacks in the database.