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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
My other ride is your mom.
You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
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