Parent Insults
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389Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. -
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420You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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250Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
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75Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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286If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
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120You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
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99Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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100Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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83Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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86It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
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52Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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52Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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70Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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240
89Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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34Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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75Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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22Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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170
57Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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164
52Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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68No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard -
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57You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
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24Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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28Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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24.
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26Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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17Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
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116FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
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24Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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67You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
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31Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
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95My other ride is your mom.
There are 30 Parent Insults and Parent Comebacks in the database.