Penis Insults

1 month ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
81
1 month ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
103
3 months ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
75
3 months ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
184
3 months ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
327
5 months ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
80
6 months ago
Life is short and so is your penis.
41
12 months ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
15
1 year ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
27
1 year ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
16
2 years ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
90
3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
285
3 years ago
You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
150
3 years ago
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
367
4 years ago
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
322
4 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
-77
4 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
15
4 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
-37
4 years ago
You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
55
4 years ago
Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
521