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Penis Insults

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    Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    Rude Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
    Mean Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
    Good Comeback added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    Nerd Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    Rude Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    Rude Insult added 22 days ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    Rude Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    Rude Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 11 Penis Insults and Penis Comebacks in the database.
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