Penis Insults

8 months ago
You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
86
9 months ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
129
1 year ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
414
1 year ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
288
1 year ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
192
1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
486
1 year ago
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
614
1 year ago
You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
207
1 year ago
Life is short and so is your penis.
74
2 years ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
24
2 years ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
40
2 years ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
23
3 years ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
135
4 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
309
5 years ago
You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
157
5 years ago
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
391
5 years ago
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
375
5 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
-120
5 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
-3
5 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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