Penis Insults

2 days ago
Life is short and so is your penis.
1
5 months ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
5
7 months ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
6
1 year ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
9
1 year ago
The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
54
3 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
243
3 years ago
You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
140
3 years ago
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
325
3 years ago
Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?
288
3 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
-26
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
26
3 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
-8
3 years ago
You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
58
3 years ago
Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
517
3 years ago
I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?
41