Petite Insults

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    1.
    You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
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    2.
    You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
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    3.
    You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
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    4.
    You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
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    5.
    You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
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    6.
    You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
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    7.
    You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
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    8.
    You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
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    9.
    You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
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    10.
    You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
There are 10 Petite Insults and Petite Comebacks in the database.
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