Relationship Insults
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71I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! -
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70Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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42You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
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43Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus. -
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29Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
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61Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
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34Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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15You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
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20I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
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29I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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25I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
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There are 11 Relationship Insults and Relationship Comebacks in the database.