Religion Insults

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    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
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    What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
    They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
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    Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
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    *to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*

    Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!
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    If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.
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