Retard Insults
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433Shock me, say something intelligent. -
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406I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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135You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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23Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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244God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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85How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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370Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur
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73You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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69Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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83Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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89God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
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22Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you. -
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94You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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103Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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100Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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71You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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77You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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118Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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96His teeth are brighter than he is.
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60People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
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176I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
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34Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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75Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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57Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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67You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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60Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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37Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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84The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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36Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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52Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
There are 30 Retard Insults and Retard Comebacks in the database.