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Shock me, say something intelligent.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
His teeth are brighter than he is.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
You're the reason God created Birth Control.
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