Rhyming Insults
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121Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back? -
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38Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
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32If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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76Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.
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22I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
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44Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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19Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
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16Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
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5Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
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14Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
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185Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
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93I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
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