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Rhyming Insults

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    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Garbage is dumped,
    And so are you.
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    Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.
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    I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
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    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
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    I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
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