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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
I fart to make you smell better.
I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.
Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
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