Rude Insults
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416Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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486You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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451You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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473Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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154You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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248My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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460I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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145Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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305If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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151By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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332I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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340If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
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134I fart to make you smell better.
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185I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
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159Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
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68Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
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136You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
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27You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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110You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
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43The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
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72People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
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26Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom. -
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125You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
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34If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
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25She spread a rumor about me?
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62You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
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89No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard -
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37Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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79With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.
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86Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
There are 30 Rude Insults and Rude Comebacks in the database.