Sarcastic Insults

1 year ago
*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
49
2 years ago
Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
48
2 years ago
Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
5
2 years ago
If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
57
3 years ago
Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.
32
3 years ago
Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
237
3 years ago
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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3 years ago
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
858
4 years ago
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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