Sarcastic Insults

3 years ago
*Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
188
4 years ago
Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
61
4 years ago
Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
1
4 years ago
If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
135
4 years ago
Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.
29
4 years ago
Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
291
4 years ago
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
975
4 years ago
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
1013
6 years ago
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
863