Sarcastic Insults

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    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
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    I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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    If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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    Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
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    If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
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    Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
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    Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.
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    *Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
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    Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
There are 9 Sarcastic Insults and Sarcastic Comebacks in the database.
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