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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
Insult: You're a PUSSY!
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.
Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
Insult: This is boring!
Comeback: So was your Mom last night.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
My other ride is your mom.
I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?
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