Sex Insults
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351Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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70Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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314Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
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115They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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137Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
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50Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
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114You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
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33The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
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81Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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17You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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47I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
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80What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
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89Insult: You're a PUSSY!
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. -
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54You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
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13She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs. -
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36Insult: This is boring!
Comeback: So was your Mom last night. -
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29Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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44If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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45Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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24Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard. -
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31Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
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27"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
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16Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
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95My other ride is your mom.
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90I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?
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7You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
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10I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
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68Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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20Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
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17Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
There are 30 Sex Insults and Sex Comebacks in the database.