Sex Insults
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417Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom. -
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91Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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360Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke
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133They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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159Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
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68Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
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136You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
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27You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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44The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
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66I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
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98Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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92What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
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26She spread a rumor about me?
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62You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
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111Insult: You're a PUSSY!
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. -
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37Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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47Insult: This is boring!
Comeback: So was your Mom last night. -
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56If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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59Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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35Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard. -
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32Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
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31That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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29I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
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32"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
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20Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
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102My other ride is your mom.
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23I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
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81Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
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21Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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101I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?
There are 30 Sex Insults and Sex Comebacks in the database.