Shit Insults

  • 235
    28
    1.
    You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
  • 213
    46
    2.
    I'd slap you, but shit stains.
  • 275
    125
    3.
    You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
  • 179
    34
    4.
    If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
  • 137
    17
    5.
    Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
  • 138
    19
    6.
    Insult: You're a piece of shit.
    Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
  • 113
    17
    7.
    You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
  • 86
    29
    8.
    I'd slap you but shit splatters.
  • 67
    14
    9.
    Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
  • 39
    6
    10.
    Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
  • 32
    13
    11.
    You're like a showbag; full of shit.
  • 26
    8
    12.
    You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
  • 45
    28
    13.
    When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
  • 6
    3
    14.
    If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
There are 14 Shit Insults and Shit Comebacks in the database.
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