Short Insults
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168THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME. -
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71You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
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68You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
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63You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
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72You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
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15You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
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55Short person: How's the weather up there?
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60You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
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93You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
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111You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
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57You're such an anal orifice.
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