Short Insults
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211THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME. -
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86You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
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83You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
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73You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
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84You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
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27You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
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73Short person: How's the weather up there?
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71You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
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104You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
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10.
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129You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
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68You're such an anal orifice.
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There are 11 Short Insults and Short Comebacks in the database.