Slag Insults
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132They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up. -
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41Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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69Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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27You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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25She spread a rumor about me?
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56If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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59Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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41She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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17You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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35Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard. -
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6Insult: You're gay.
Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night. -
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31That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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8Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
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20Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
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23I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
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21Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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8Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
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20Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
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9Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
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3I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
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13You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
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6Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
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1You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
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14Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
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8She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
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12You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
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37Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
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