Sleep Insults

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    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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    Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
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    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
There are 3 Sleep Insults and Sleep Comebacks in the database.
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