Slut Insults

8 months ago
Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
85
10 months ago
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
142
1 year ago
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
257
1 year ago
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
-85
1 year ago
I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
148
1 year ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
510
1 year ago
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
140
1 year ago
I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
147
1 year ago
That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
199
1 year ago
Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
250
1 year ago
You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
62
1 year ago
Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
433
1 year ago
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
137
1 year ago
Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.
305
1 year ago
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
485
1 year ago
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
144
1 year ago
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
218
1 year ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
-132
1 year ago
You're not popular, your vagina is.
140
2 years ago
Can I call you whora the explora?
111