Slut Insults
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250Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :) -
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70Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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115They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
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51Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
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29Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
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17You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
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47I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
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73KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
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13She spread a rumor about me?
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29Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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44If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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29She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
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45Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
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14You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
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24Insult: You have no dick.
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27"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
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16Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
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10I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
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11You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
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18Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.
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17Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed. -
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12Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
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2That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
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6Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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11I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
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8Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
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9You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
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8Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
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28Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
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21Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!
There are 30 Slut Insults and Slut Comebacks in the database.