Smartass Insults

4 days ago
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
3 months ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
4 months ago
Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
1 year ago
Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.
3 years ago
If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
3 years ago
I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
3 years ago
Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
4 years ago
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.