Smartass Insults

1 year ago
Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.
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2 years ago
If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
16
3 years ago
I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
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3 years ago
Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
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3 years ago
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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