Smartass Insults

2 months ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
177
2 months ago
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
29
6 months ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
24
6 months ago
Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
372
1 year ago
Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.
73
3 years ago
If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
15
3 years ago
I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
73
4 years ago
Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
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4 years ago
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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