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    Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
    Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
    Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
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    You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
    Good Comeback added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    Ugly Insult added 1 year ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.
    Good Comeback added 1 month ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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