Strange Insults

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    1.
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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    2.
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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    3.
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
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    32
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    Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
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    Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
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    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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    You're such an anal orifice.
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