Strange Insults

4 years ago
If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
4 years ago
You're such an anal orifice.
4 years ago
Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
4 years ago
Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
5 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
5 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
5 years ago
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
5 years ago
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
6 years ago
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.