Stranger Insults

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    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
There are 6 Stranger Insults and Stranger Comebacks in the database.
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