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Shock me, say something intelligent.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
His teeth are brighter than he is.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
Insult: Why are you so stupid?
Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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