Stupid Insults
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489Shock me, say something intelligent. -
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455I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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32Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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314God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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116How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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92You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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106Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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126Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
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116Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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88You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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95You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
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112His teeth are brighter than he is.
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138Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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42Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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84Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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71Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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192I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
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42Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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70You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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74Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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39Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
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90The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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27Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
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57Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
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31Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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28You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
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44Insult: Why are you so stupid?
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35Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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94If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
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41Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
There are 30 Stupid Insults and Stupid Comebacks in the database.