Toilet Insults

  • 179
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    1.
    If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
  • 194
    54
    2.
    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
  • 138
    19
    3.
    Insult: You're a piece of shit.
    Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
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    14
    4.
    Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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    6
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    Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
There are 5 Toilet Insults and Toilet Comebacks in the database.
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