Ugly Insults
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118You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. -
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117Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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286I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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88At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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58Roses ae red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happend to you!?
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23Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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127By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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107You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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104Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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106The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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94You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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181You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
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80You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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94If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
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131Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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32Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
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42You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
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71You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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43I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
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43Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
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150Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
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52Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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49You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
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27If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
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42When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
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22Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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52You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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67You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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59Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
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23If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
There are 30 Ugly Insults and Ugly Comebacks in the database.