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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.
Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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