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Violent Insults

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    I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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    Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
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    Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
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    What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
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    I'd slap you, but shit stains.
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    Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
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    I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
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    Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
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    Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
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    I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
There are 12 Violent Insults and Violent Comebacks in the database.
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