Wealth Insults

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    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
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    You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
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    Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
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    Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
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    You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
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    Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
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    You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
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    Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
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    Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
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    Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
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    Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
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    Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
There are 12 Wealth Insults and Wealth Comebacks in the database.
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