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Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
You're so fat, you could sell shade!
Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
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