Weight Insults
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1006
111Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit. -
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1166
286I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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947
88At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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4.
712
85I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
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5.
696
114You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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6.
660
125Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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7.
533
106Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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8.
366
51You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
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9.
406
112Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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10.
413
125Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
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388
105You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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12.
400
131Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
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13.
242
30Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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14.
245
52Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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15.
283
91You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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16.
220
51You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
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17.
179
37Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
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18.
173
49You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
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19.
127
11Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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20.
131
20When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
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21.
149
38You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
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22.
147
38You're so fat, you could sell shade!
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23.
131
29You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
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24.
138
40When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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25.
124
36Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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26.
141
53I wonder how many children are in that stomach.
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27.
136
52You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
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28.
117
34You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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29.
100
18Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
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30.
124
43You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
There are 30 Weight Insults and Weight Comebacks in the database.