Weird Insults
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118You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. -
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117Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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127By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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85How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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243I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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60Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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75You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
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22If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
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26He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
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53Insult: You smell.
Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy! -
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13Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
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20Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
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32He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
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42Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
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57You're such an anal orifice.
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