Weirdo Insults

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    1.
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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    2.
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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    3.
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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    4.
    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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    312
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    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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    158
    7.
    I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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    119
    8.
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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    9.
    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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    10.
    I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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    11.
    The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
  • 478
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    12.
    How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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    13.
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
  • 370
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    14.
    Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
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    75
    15.
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
  • 192
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    16.
    I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
  • 189
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    17.
    You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
  • 186
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    18.
    The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  • 92
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    19.
    You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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    30
    20.
    I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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    21.
    Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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    22.
    What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
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    23.
    I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???
There are 23 Weirdo Insults and Weirdo Comebacks in the database.
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