Weirdo Insults
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607Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one. -
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118You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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117Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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127By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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260Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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244God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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289I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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85How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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129I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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243I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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106The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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88How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
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71You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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150Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
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60Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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56I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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75You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
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84The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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30You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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26I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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38Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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110What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
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144I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???
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