Wife Insults
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43Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. -
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30I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
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6Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point. -
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35I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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24Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
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73Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza. -
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30Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
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79I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
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