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    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    Relationship Insult added 7 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    Relationship Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    Relationship Insult added 7 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
    Relationship Insult added 1 month ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
    Yo Momma Insult added 11 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    Good Comeback added 7 months ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
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    I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    Relationship Insult added 2 years ago - Show Facebook Like - Show Tags
There are 7 Wife Insults and Wife Comebacks in the database.
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