Witty Insults

2 months ago
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
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8 months ago
I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
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1 year ago
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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2 years ago
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
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2 years ago
Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
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2 years ago
Insult: Fail!
Comeback: Just like your social life
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4 years ago
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
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