Yo Momma Insults
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111Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit. -
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125Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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106Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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83Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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112Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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100Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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83Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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30Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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52Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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52Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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70Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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34Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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75Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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22Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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11Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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57Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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52Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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40When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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36Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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18Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
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29Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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24Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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22Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
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17Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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24Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
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25Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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28Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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23Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
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26Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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17Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
There are 30 Yo Momma Insults and Yo Momma Comebacks in the database.