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131Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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143Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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36Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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59Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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62Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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83Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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20Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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44Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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41Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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21Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
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26Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
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26Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
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22Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
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30Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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34Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
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8Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
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13Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
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22Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
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24Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
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28Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
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15Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
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13Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
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23Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
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32Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
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19Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
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23Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
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34Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
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40Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
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17Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
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