Top Insults

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Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
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2
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
3468
3
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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4
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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5
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
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6
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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7
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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8
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
2006
9
I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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10
Shock me, say something intelligent.
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11
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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12
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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13
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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14
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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15
Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
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Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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17
Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
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18
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
1175
19
Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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20
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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