Last Updated
2 months ago (03/11/2015)

Ugly Insults

2 months ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
89
2 months ago
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
45
3 months ago
What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
18
4 months ago
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
54
5 months ago
I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
125
5 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
69
6 months ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
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7 months ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
117
8 months ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
59
8 months ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
17
9 months ago
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
42
9 months ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
119
9 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
56
10 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
37
10 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
49
1 year ago
They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
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1 year ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
72
1 year ago
You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
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1 year ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
29
1 year ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
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