Last Updated
5 months ago (03/11/2015)

Ugly Insults

5 months ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
98
6 months ago
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
50
6 months ago
What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
21
7 months ago
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
65
8 months ago
I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
145
8 months ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
83
9 months ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
-34
10 months ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
132
11 months ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
61
11 months ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
19
1 year ago
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
43
1 year ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
134
1 year ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
60
1 year ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
41
1 year ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
59
1 year ago
They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
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1 year ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
82
1 year ago
You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
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1 year ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
31
1 year ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
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