Last Updated
6 days ago (12/12/2014)

Ugly Insults

6 days ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
10
1 month ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
-7
1 month ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
51
2 months ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
20
2 months ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
2
3 months ago
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
28
4 months ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
71
4 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
32
4 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
14
4 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
23
7 months ago
They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
2
7 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
23
8 months ago
You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
-2
8 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
12
9 months ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
44
10 months ago
You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
15
10 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
14
11 months ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
1
1 year ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
36
1 year ago
You look like a visible fart.
14