Last Updated
6 days ago (24/10/2014)

Ugly Insults

6 days ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
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1 month ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
18
1 month ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
2
2 months ago
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
21
2 months ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
49
2 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
33
2 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
11
3 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
21
5 months ago
They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
1
5 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
21
6 months ago
You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
2
6 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
8
8 months ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
39
8 months ago
You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
15
8 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
15
9 months ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
2
11 months ago
Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
32
12 months ago
You look like a visible fart.
17
1 year ago
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
22
1 year ago
Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
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