Last Updated 22/05/2013
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
I fart to make you smell better.
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
You got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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