Last Updated
10 days ago (01/14/2015)

Ugly Insults

10 days ago
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
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29 days ago
I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
41
1 month ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
25
2 months ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
-14
3 months ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
67
4 months ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
29
4 months ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
5
5 months ago
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
36
5 months ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
79
5 months ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
37
5 months ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
16
5 months ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
31
8 months ago
They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
0
8 months ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
30
9 months ago
You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
-7
9 months ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
14
11 months ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
53
11 months ago
You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
19
11 months ago
Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
17
1 year ago
Your face has horrible graphics.
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