Last Updated 22/05/2013
Ugly Insults
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76Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!? -
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153By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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135You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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91Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!
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118Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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130The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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115You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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212You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
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134I fart to make you smell better.
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95You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
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47You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
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62Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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59It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
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57You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
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57You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
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36If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
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62Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
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64You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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52You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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69You got more chins than a chinese phone book.
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43Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
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65You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
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67Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
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29I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
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33Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
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40You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
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51Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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29Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
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60You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
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43Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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