Last Updated
11 months ago (03/11/2015)

Ugly Insults

11 months ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
143
11 months ago
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
88
11 months ago
What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
30
1 year ago
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
79
1 year ago
I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
174
1 year ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
110
1 year ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
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1 year ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
148
1 year ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
64
1 year ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
18
1 year ago
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
45
1 year ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
150
1 year ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
63
1 year ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
44
1 year ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
65
1 year ago
They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
-6
1 year ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
100
1 year ago
You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
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1 year ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
31
1 year ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
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