Random Ugly Insults
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1. If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
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2. Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.
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3. You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
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4. (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
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5. You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
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6. You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
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7. Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
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8. The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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9. Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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10. How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?
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11. If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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12. You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.
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13. Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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14. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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15. You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
