Last Updated 15/04/2013
Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
Yo momma's so dumb she stared at the orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate.
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"
Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
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