Last Updated 15/04/2013

Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

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    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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    Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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    Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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    Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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    Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
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    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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    Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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    Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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    Yo momma's so dumb she stared at the orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate.
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    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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    Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
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    Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"
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    Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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    Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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    Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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    Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
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    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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    Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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    Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
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    Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
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