Last Updated 01/05/2012
Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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13Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!" -
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14Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
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28Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
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14Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
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14Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
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25Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
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25Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
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15Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was the moon
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13Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
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26Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.
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14Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
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14Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
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16Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
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16Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn
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21Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!
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17Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.
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36Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.
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38Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.
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26Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
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32Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
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33Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
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44Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
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66Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.
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