Random Yo Momma Insults
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16Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. -
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16Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
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13Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
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11Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
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17Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
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8Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.
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14Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
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26Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.
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9Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
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24Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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17Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
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33Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
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15Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was the moon
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25Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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10Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.