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Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.