Random Yo Momma Insults
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37Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth. -
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10Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
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26Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
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25Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
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15Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
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27Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
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9You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
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20Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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62Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
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41Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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12Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
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6Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
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40Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
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27Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
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18Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.